Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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