My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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