does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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