He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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