I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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