friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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