"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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