She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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