dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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