so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
When did angry sex become our thing?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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