Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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