Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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