you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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