That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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