You're a womanizer and a bitch.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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