I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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