Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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