We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he shaved USA in his pubs
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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