i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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