that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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