Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
last night I used snow as a chaser
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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