that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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