hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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