haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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