ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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