I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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