His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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