I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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