I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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