Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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