i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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