IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Randomize
