Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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