I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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