Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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