What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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