For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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