4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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