For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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