he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point đź’ś
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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