just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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