I accidentally burped into my bong.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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