i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
