He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
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At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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