evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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