i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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