Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
vagina is talking i cant
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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