please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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