His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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