i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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