I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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