It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
