Sponge bath it is.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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