Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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